MR. HARPER

Mister Harper, ha ha ha ha ha
I'll be sorry for you, hu hu hu hu hu
Cause I understand the reason you drink and think like you do
Mister Harper, ha ha ha ha ha
Your woman is weak, hu hu hu hu hu
You can't hold up your head and walk down Harper Valley's streets
Mister Harper, ha ha ha ha ha
You're the richest man around, hu hu hu hu hu
It's your valley and you are the man who made it a town (made it a town 3x)
Your young bride, ha ha ha ha ha
She's been sleeping away, hu hu hu hu hu
It's the reason you drink and cannot be reality the day
Mister Harper, ha ha ha ha ha
She was too young for you, hu hu hu hu hu
But a man with your money will do what he's wanting to do
Mister Harper, ha ha ha ha ha
Where's your young bride tonight, hu hu hu hu hu
While you sit here at Kelly's Bar
Till they turn off the lights (turn off the lights 4x)
Yeah you sit here at Kelly's Bar, till they turn off the lights...