There is no institution
Like the marriage institution
Like no institution I know
And if I ask myself if I
Should do in the marriage institution
I realized that I should be institutionalized years ago

So
Bring out the streamers
Bring out the champagne
Get me fitted for my ball and my chain
Find me a fail 'cause I'm saying to fell
There is no more milk, it's time to buy this cow

Wrap me up in a taped up gown
They always say that I keep better tied down
Get the certificate ready to sign
'Cause I ought to be certified

Because I'm
Ready to be committed
Ready to walk the aisle
Ready to hit the courthouse
This time not for trial
So throw some breaks at me and park me away
'Cause I'm ready to be committed today!

'Cause I'm ready to be committed
Ready to plant the kiss
I know I'll be a hit when I'm a missus
I'll throw a fit if I can't throw a bouquet
I'm ready to be committed today!

So pag the room
And wine pascals
Get those backs out of the bells
For make some room from the bells
Yes! I can hear the ding dong inside of my head
And the place says it's time to get wet

'Cause I'm ready to be committed
Ready to wear the ring
High and scream, but I'm already singing
I'll hit the dance until they park me away
'Cause I'm ready to be committed
I'm ready to be committed
I'm ready to be committed
I'm ready to be
Committed!

Today!