You're off to work and I lie smelling the sheets now
I won't brush my teeth so I can still taste you
And days when I don't see you
I won't wash my hair
No point in being clean if you're not going to be there

When I'm off to work I find that I can't concentrate now
It's getting hard just thinking about last night
And weeks when I don't see you
I will grow a beard
No point in being smooth if you're not going to be here

So let's take a bath and you can give me a shave now
Then wash my hair and then we can misbehave, yeh!
When I feel like getting dirty
You're the only one
Didn't know that getting clean
Really could be so much fun