Intro

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Roberts on the couch playing x-box

Then his mom comes in and tells him to get off
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So he goes outside and plays with his dog
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Early every morning when the sun comes up

He goes in the house to get washed up
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Then he comes outside with a paper cup

Chorus
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Robert thinks Dutches is sexy
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It really turns him on

He's always staring at him
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while he's jerking his dog
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He likes the way Dutches looks at him 
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when he's laying down
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He even thinks his tan is brown
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Robert's the only one who really understands what dogs are 
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Robert thinks Dutches is sexy

2nd Verse
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Every night Robert sits outside

Wishing and hoping for a bite
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Walking his dog and eating fries
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and then he a way to take him home

Repeat Chorus

Then it goes like this
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Robert aint into thing appropriate

So he lays on his ass and eats some chips
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Robert thinks Dutches is
Robert thinks Dutches is