(Intro) G Cadd9 D (X2)

G                    Cadd9
Beer tastes good and whiskey tastes better
D                        G
She said I loved her but I never met her
G                     Cadd9
Im a modern day rebel cause I still like twang
D                                G
Still love them slow songs about mommas and trains
G                     Cadd9
So let's, line up the whiskey till it's all gone
          D
And we'll turn this damn thing back to a beer drinking song

G Cadd9 D (X1)

(Verse 1)

G                          Cadd9
I got so drunk in Daytona, I wound up in Minnesota
D                              G
Knockin back Jack Daniels like I've got a quota
G                               Cadd9
Then we washed up in Memphis and dried out in big D
         D                        G
Caught a bus out of Tucson I wish diesel was free
G                               Cadd9
Had a day off in Denver, got so high I can't remember
  D
A rodeo in Vegas the first of December
         G                                Cadd9
Where we burned down the tables until the dice got cold
        D
Then we packed up the circus and we hit the road because

(Chorus 2)

G                    Cadd9
Beer tastes good and whiskey tastes better
D                        G
She said I loved her but I never met her
G                     Cadd9
Im a modern day rebel cause I still like twang
D                                G
Still sing them slow songs about mommas and trains
G                    Cadd9
So let's line up the whiskey till it's all gone
          D
And we'll turn this damn thing back to a beer drinking song

G Cadd9 D (X2)

(Verse 2)

G                          Cadd9
I sobered up in East Texas where I caught a second wind
D                                    G
Broke a heart down in Houston at the Holiday Inn
G                             Cadd9
Wrecked out a bar in Nebraska got a ride from the cops
       D                             G
On our way to St. Louis hell the fun never stops
G                            Cadd9
Then we broke down in Philly tryin to get to D.C.
               D
Still love the land of the brave and the home of the free

(Chorus 3)
G                            Cadd9
Because beer tastes good and whiskey tastes better
D                        G
She said I loved her but I never met her
G                     Cadd9
Im a modern day rebel cause I still like twang
D                                 G
Still love those slow songs about mommas and trains
G                    Cadd9
So let's line up the whiskey till it's all gone
          D
And we'll turn this damn thing back to a beer drinking song