I want a robot man to hold me tight
One that i can count on every single night
He wouldn't run around like other guys
I wouldn't have to listen to his alibis

A little robot man to call my own
I'd never have to worry that he wouldn't phone
He wouldn't dance with anyone but me
I'd just have to wind him with my robot key

I'd have a steady date seven nights a week
And we would never fight cause it would be impossible for him to speak

Don't want no real love boy to give me grief
Always make me cry into my handkerchief
So it's a robot man i'm dreamin' of
Because i can depend upon a robot love
Because i can depend upon a robot love
Because i can...