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i wanna big red nose
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i want some floppy shoes
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i want a squirtin flower 
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squirt it on you
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like all the bad clowns do
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i wanna juggle bowling pins in the sun
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I wanna join the circus circus looks like fun

i'll sit and work the gate 
or i can guess your weight
ill even sell a corndog i dont care 
as long as i am there (state fair state fair)
i'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank 
i'll ride my funny car laughing all the way to the bank
 
CHORUS:
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cuz i'm a carney man i'm a carney man i'm a carney man 

Solo: just play intro chords.

a human cannon ball
i rise above it all up higher than the trapese i can fly
oh shit im gonna die (you just gotta get high)
i am a carney worker i make two bucks 
every hour come to find out this job it fucking sucks