I get in trouble telling the truth
Get in trouble telling lies
I just keep my mouth shut tight
In case you wondered why

I only speak when spoken to
I don't want no trouble
So I'll take a double honey

Hell I'll take the whole bottle
And I'll drink myself
Straight to hell
My soul's on fire
And it's up for sale

I keep my clock
Set right on twelve
Cause everyday is a new day
When you're breathing
I can't tell
I can't tell

You must be joking, right?
I really wish I was
I can never tell the difference
When you're being sarcastic or not

I laugh it off
I let it go
And walk out the door
Poor old little me, boohoo
I'll go cry some more

And I'll drink, yes I'll drink
I'll drink some more, and more, and more

And I'll drink myself
Straight to hell
My soul's on fire
And it's up for sale

I'll drink myself
Straight to hell
My soul's on fire
And it's up for sale

I'll drink myself
Straight to hell
My soul's on fire
And it's up for sale

I keep my clock
Set right on twelve
Cause everyday is a new day
When you're breathing
And I can't tell
I can't tell