Gaston

C               Am           D  
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you 
          G
Gaston, Looking so down in the dumps
C                Am           D 
Every guy here'd love to be you,
            G
 Gaston! Even when taking your lumps
C                 Am            
There's no man in town as 
D             G
admired as you, You're everyone's 
favorite guy
Am      G       F              
Everyone's awed and inspired by
D              G
 you, And it's not very hard to see 
why
G     C                 G
No one's slick as Gaston, No one's 
quick as Gaston
     G              C
No one's neck's as incredibly thick 
as Gaston
       Am               Dm     Dm
For there's no man in town half 
      G       C
as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon!
     Am            F
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or 
Stanley
       G#            G#      
And they'll tell you whose team 
G#        G
they'd prefer to be on
G     C                    G
Who plays darts like Gaston?, Who 
breaks hearts like Gaston?
      G              C
Who's much more than the sum of his 
parts like Gaston?
   Am           D
As a specimen, yes, I'm 
intimidating!
G#      G       C
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
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  G            E
I needed encouragement, thank you, 
LeFou
         G         A  A7      D
Well, there's no one as easy to 
bolster as you!   Too much? ...Yep
G     C                 G
No one fights like Gaston, Douses 
lights like Gaston
G                  C
In a wrestling match, nobody bites 
like Gaston
   Am                 Dm      
When I hunt, I sneak up with my 
Dm         G       Am
quiver And beasts of the field say a
 prayer
       Am                F   
First, I carefully aim for the 
      G#
liver, Then I shoot from behind
      G#             G
Is that fair? I don't care
    C                 G
No one hits like Gaston, Matches 
wits like Gaston
   G                 C
In a spitting match, nobody spits 
like Gaston
   Am            D   
I'm especially good at 
          G#  G            C
expectorating! (Spits)   Ten points 
for Gaston!
Am               G              
When I was a lad, I ate four 
D             G
dozen eggs every morning to help me 
get large
Am                   G
And now that I'm grown, I eat five 
dozen eggs
     F       D      G
So I'm roughly the size of a bar…ge!
G    C               G
Who has brains like Gaston? 
Entertains like Gaston?
G                G#
Who can make up these endless 
refrains like Gaston?
    Am                  D
I use antlers in all of my 
   D
decorating
G        G  G F G
Say it again
    D      D D C D
Who's a man among men?
     F       D       G           
Who's the super success? Don't you 
Am
know? Can't you guess?
    F         E        Am
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
        F       D        G       
There's just one guy in town, Who's 
A7
got all of it down...

    Dm       G
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe
 there's another T...
It just occurred to me that I'm 
illiterate
And I've never actually had to spell
G
 it out loud before...

C      G C
Gaston!