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Now if I had a nickel I know what I would do
I'd spend it all for candy and give it all to you
    C                                         G
I'd spend it all for candy and give it all to you
      D7                                                  G
Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how much I love you
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V#2
Now if you were a kitten with pretty glossy fur
I'd take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr
    C                                            G
I'd take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr
      D7                                                  G
Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how much I love you
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(Instrumental, basically a full verse just played with fiddle lead)
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V#3
G
Now if you were a tiger I'd hang around your den
I'd pester you my honey until you let me in
    C                                    G
I'd pester you my honey until you let me in
      D7                                                  G
Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how much I love you
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V#4
Now if you were a horsefly and I an old grey mare
I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair
    C                                          G
I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair
      D7                                                  G
Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how much I love you
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(Instrumental, a fancier, steel guitar version)
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V5
G
Now if you want to marry now let me tell you what
I'll go and find the parson and let him tie the knot
      C                                          G
We'll go and find the parson and let him tie the knot
      D7                                                  G
Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how much I love you  (End on last note.)
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Hear this lively, 'fun' song on youtube here,