Am            C   Am      C   Am               C   Am       C    Am
You sorry old soldier, go home.  You sorry old bad girl, go home
         C                  C7          F             Fm
Cause by now you’ve seen it all, just relax now and recall
            C          G        C    F C Am
All of your stories forever and ever

[Verse]
Am             C  Am      C  Am                C   Am     C Am
Who will stand by you, no one.  No brother, no cousin, no one
       C               C7       F             Fm
But by now you know it all so relax now and recall
             C         G        C    F C
All of your stories forever and ever

[Bridge]
C      F                                  C
Oh now goodness knows you might have done better
         F                                C
But then Heaven knows you might have done worse
       F                       C      Am
If you light up the occasional candle
        C            G        C     F C Am
You’re allowed the occasional curse

[Verse]
Am           C       Am      C  Am                  C Am         C Am
Oh you are a strange one you are. You(re betting on nothing, you are
       C                 C7        F             Fm
But by now you’ve won it all, so relax now and recall
             C         G        C    F C
All of your stories forever and ever
             C         G        F C
All of your stories forever and ever