A soldier told me: Boy, you can't escape, they're gonna
Find you soon or later and then
You'll be just like me, he said
You're exactly what they're looking for and they're gonna
Find you, there's nowhere to hide!
Well, I, for one, can tell you that
It's never hard to keep out of sight
It's just a trick up the sleeve they
Have no idea what they’re looking for
And ain't gonna find it
I know how to hide
Right beneath your noses
Where you least expect and never will look
Silently, obnoxiously, taunting every step that you take
Not a single footprint following the steps that I took
This one'll go down in the books

So watch, watch me disappear before your eyes
And catch me if you can

Catch me, catch me, misplace and mismatch me
Tie your shoes in knots, but you'll never harass me
Find me, find me, I dare you to try
I’ll bet on my survival
But now you’re gonna die out there

And suddenly I feel I'm invincible, a needle in hay
Detachable from all the wicked things in that place
It's a miracle that I got out of bed everyday
Before I knew I'd live to
Savor this day
I'm taking off
To my own grave
I'm running away

So watch, watch me disappear before your eyes
And catch me if you can

Catch me, catch me, misplace and mismatch me
Tie your shoes in knots, but you’ll never harass me
Find me, find me, I dare you to try
I’ll bet on my survival
But now you’re gonna die out there

Catch me, catch me, misplace and mismatch me
Tie your shoes in knots, but you’ll never harass me
Find me, find me, I dare you to try
I’ll bet on my survival
But now you’re gonna die out there

Where could I be? Walking among you or inside your own homes?
Or perhaps there's a part of me in all of you (hahaha!)

So catch me if you can
Catch me if you dare
Venture through the foul and you'll see what's fair
Catch me if you can
Catch me if you dare
You'll find me through the fog and the filthy air

Catch me, catch me, misplace and mismatch me
Tie your shoes in knots, but you’ll never harass me
Find me, find me, I dare you to try
I’ll bet on my survival
But now you’re gonna die out there

Catch me, catch me, misplace and mismatch me
Tie your shoes in knots, but you’ll never harass me here
Find me, find me, I dare you to try
I’ll bet on my survival
But now you’re gonna die out there