Pretty smile, blonde hair
Good teeth, her brain's all there
We got folks in common, we're similar age
We even got the same allergies, we're on the same page

And what's more
The girl holds me
But there's just one problem
Our family tree

My sister's tryin' to fuck
And she needs to chill
My sister's tryin' to fuck
And she needs to chill
My sister's tryin' to fuck
And she needs to chill
Stay off of my dick, Meredith
Everybody
My sister's tryin' to fuck
And she needs to chill
Baby, you're super hot
But I ain't dyin' on that hill
My sister's tryin' to fuck
And she needs to chill
I do about anything
But not my sister

Ma rushes in
Something big to say
She said my daddy's my uncle
And my auntie is my mama
Confused as heck
My reality's crushed
But then it hit me
If she's my cousin, we can fuck

My cousin's tryin' to fuck
And that's alright by me
My cousin's tryin' to fuck
There's no legal boundary
My cousin's tryin' to fuck
And that's alright by me
My room is next door, Meredith
My cousin's tryin' to fuck
And that's alright by me
My cousin's tryin' to fuck
Far enough away on our family tree
(This cousin's tryin' to fuck
And that's alright by him)
As long as we don't have no babies

Hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm
As long as we don't have no babies