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[Verse]
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He's a bad mother fucker
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16 pairs of shoes in a closet
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6 feet deep, and 6 feet wide, and 6 feet high
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Blackouts on Thursday
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Total blackouts are where it's at
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I'm going back to high school
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Where I can make out like a cat


[Chorus]
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It's a shake down
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A mental break down
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Is this a take down?
D5
We're gonna make out

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[Verse]
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The band sort of sucks
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But the audience sucks too much
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I'm going back to high school
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Where the audience plays rough

[Chorus]
D5      E5   F5
It's a shake down
D5      E5   F5
A mental break down
D5      E5   F5
Is this a take down?
D5
We're gonna make out

[Bridge]
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Meet me in the parlor, I'll stuff you full of snuff. 
Meet me on the bearskin rug you love this sexy stuff. 
                             C5
Gibb, Syd, Seth, Pat, Tim Let's do it!

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[Outro]
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I got myself elected
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I got myself rejected
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I'm gonna run again
C#5           E5 F5
I'm gonna run again

C#5           E5 F5
I got myself elected
C#5           E5 F5
I got myself rejected
C#5           E5 F5
I'm gonna run again
C#5           E5 F5
I'm gonna run again

C#5           E5 F5
I got myself elected
C#5           E5 F5
I got myself rejected
C#5           E5 F5
I'm gonna run again
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I'm gonna run again