don't wanna be fat, too short or tall
gimme a pill, it'll fix it all
my clothes are such a mess
a fit ill never find
my future on a screen
my life on a sign

who's packaged all my feelings
who's selling who i am?
where can i get who I'm soon to be
they've told me I'm all wrong, need a quick fix
dish out a few bills, I'll be new in no time

don't wanna be fat, too short or tall
gimme a pill, it'll fix it all
my clothes are such a mess
a fit ill never find
my future on a screen
my life on a sign

suck it. pump it. zap it. dye it.
suck it up. pump it in. zap it off. dye it again.