(Looks like somebody's hungry for a beatin'!)

Po-yo poyo pi!
You'll never catch DeDeDe!
Po-yo pi ya e!
In this race I am the gourmet king!

Run, dash, slide and jump
Beside me you're just a chump
Think you can eat more?
Let's even out the score!

Step up to the plate Kirby
You ain't got muffin on me!
Hi-ya! Yo! Po-yo poyo pi!
Ee-ya pi-ya yo! Hoy-ya poyo yee ya!

Doughnut underestimate
The power that I under-cake!
Ee-ya yi poyo wee-a ee-ha!
Yip-ee yip-ee poyo poyo pi!

Can you stomach a gourmet race
With 'The King Of The Show'?
Three courses to show your prowess
And see how far you will go

If you're truly a hungry boy
Then Kirby you should know
You've got a lot to ketchup with
If you want to overthrow!

Hope that you're ready to eat my dust
Pi pi-ya poyo hi-ya hoy-ya
Because you won't succeed
Poy-ya hoy-ya hee
There's nobody on this planet
Wa ha-ya he yey pi-ya
That loves food more than me
Pi-ya ee-ya whee

Remember the name that beats you
Poyo poyo hey-ya hoyo
It's the one king DeDeDe!
Pi-ya whee-ya ee
Do you like the flavour?
Po-poyo e woyo
It's the taste of your defeat!
Pi-ya poyo poyo whee!

(And I still got room for the second course!)

Munch, scarf, chew and chomp!
Pi pi poyo po-ya po!
Run this gourmet romp!
Po-yo-poyo pi-ya poyo po!

Climb, dip, fly and dive
Get them burgers, get them fries!
Think you're the master of munch?
I eat punks like you for lunch!

Ee-ya piyo! Hoy-ya piyo!
Hi-ya yo-ya pi piyo!
Face the king and yer gonna get hammered!
Gonn' get me another Grand Slam!

Ee-ya pi piyo ya piyo
Hi-ya yo ya pi piyo!
Break ya fast before it's time for dinner!
We all know that DeDeDe's the winner!

Can you stomach a gourmet race
With 'The King Of The Show'?
Three courses to show your prowess
And see how far you will go

If you're truly a hungry boy
Then Kirby you should know
You've got a lot to ketchup with
If you want to overthrow!

Hope that you're ready to eat my dust
Pi pi-ya poyo hi-ya hoy-ya
Because you won't succeed
Poy-ya hoy-ya hee
There's nobody on this planet
Wa ha-ya he yey pi-ya
That loves food more than me
E-ya ee-ya whee

Remember the name that beats you
Poyo poyo hey-ya hoyo
It's the one king DeDeDe!
Pi-ya whee-ya ee
Do you like the flavour?
Po-poyo e woyo
It's the taste of your defeat!
Pi-ya poyo poyo whee!

Your DeDeDefeat that is!
Now hand me another bag 'o them chips!
Whaddaya mean, Kirby got 50 points just from eatin' one tomato?
This here game is rigged!