Finally, the aliens abducted me into their arms
But what they seek with me is nothing close to harm

They got the wrong guy
I'm not the submissive weirdo from their prior invasion
They'll soon find their mistake
When I declaw and dominate them

Probing and Dissecting
These alien fucks for once
I'm not your little guinea pig
Or prey for you to hunt

You brought the wrong dude
Up into your spaceship
Now you'll see why
I was created with a dick

Last I checked, I'm not homosexual
So things up the ass aren't really my vibe
I'm the one that does the sticking in around here

Some of these more feminine-adjacent creatures
Are pretty damn fine though
So I think I'll make them my test subjects
And the rest of you can watch

Abducting me was like hanging baby oil outside of Diddy's mansion
I'm just a freaky kind of motherfucker
Your tentacles don't deter me
And the added appendages will make for nicer handlebars

Probing & Dissecting
These alien whores for once
I'm not your little hamster
But I can certainly oblige your cheeks to be stuffed

Probing & Dissecting
You'll regret the day
You brought this specific guy
For alien pussy to slay