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No Capo

Verse:

A one a two a three four five
    C
and six beers later I was wild
       Am                  C
I said baby show me to the bed now
              C
cus I've been sitting here since half past nine

been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times
        Am                     C
come on baby do you feel the same huh?


Chorus:
      Dm      Em      F      G
Cause I don't want to end up being
  Dm     Em          F     G
A tragic heartbroken human being


Verse:
C
Five six seven eight

it's nine o clock and it's getting late
     Am                            C
come on don't you feel like going home?
     C
I'll treat you good if you treat me bad

and I'll give you the best lovin that you've ever had
     Am                    C
shut up and take me by the hand


Chorus:
      Dm      Em      F      G
Cause I don't want to end up being
  Dm     Em          F     G
A tragic heartbroken human being


Break:
N.C.
And he said something like this:

sure babe, I'll take you home

but in the morning you'll be on your own again


Verse:
            C
and I said: well honey that's ok

and I don't really care if you are straight or gay
   Am                  C
as long as you make my day
              C
cus I've been sitting here since half past nine

been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times
     Am             C
come on show me the way


Chorus:
      Dm      Em      F      G
Cause I don't want to end up being
  Dm     Em          F     G
A tragic heartbroken human being


Chorus:
   Dm      Em      F      G
No I don't want to end up being
  Dm     Em          F     G
A tragic heartbroken human being