Hugo:
Paris, the city of lovers
Is glowing this evening
True, that's because it's on fire
But still, there's "l'amour"
Somewhere out there in the night
Her Heart is also alight
And I know the guy she just might
Be burning for

A guy like you
She's never known, kid
A guy like you
A girl does not meet ev'ry day
You've got a look
That's all your own, kid
Could there be two?

Victor and Laverne:
Like you?

All Three:
No way!

Hugo:
Those other guys
That she could dangle
All look the same
From ev'ry boring point of view
You're a surprise
From ev'ry angle
Mon Dieu above
She's gotta love
A guy like you

Victor:
A guy like you
Gets extra credit
Because it's true
You've got a certain some thing more

Hugo:
You're aces, kid

Laverne:
You see that face
You don't forget it

Victor and Laverne:
Want something new?

Hugo:
That's you

All Three:
For sure!

Laverne:
We all have gaped
At some Adonis

Victor:
But then we crave a meal
More nourishing to chew

Hugo:
And since you've shaped
Like a croissant is

All Three:
No question of
She's gotta love
A guy like you!

Laverne:
Call me a hopeless romatic
But Quasi, I feel it

Victor:
She wants you so
Any moment she'll walk through that door

All Three:
For

Hugo:
A guy so swell

Victor and Laverne:
A guy like you

Hugo:
With all you bring her

Victor and Laverne:
I tell you Quasi

Hugo:
A fool could tell

Victor and Laverne:
There never was

Hugo:
It's why she fell

Victor and Laverne:
Another, was he?

Hugo:
For you-know-who

Victor and Laverne:
From king to serf
To the bourgeoisie

Hugo:
You ring the bell

Victor and Laverne:
They're all a second-stringer

All Three:
You're the bell ringer!
When she wants oo-la-la
Then she wants you la-la
She will discover, guy
You're one heckuva guy
Who wouldn't love a guy
Like you?

Hugo:
You got a lot
The rest have not
So she's gotta love
A guy like you!