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B|-3---3-3---3-3---2---2-0---2-2----|
G|-2---2-2---2-2---2---2-2---2-2----|
D|-0---0-0---0-0---2---2-2---2-2----|
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[Intro]
D  A  F#m  G  x2

[Verse]
D                    A    F#m                   G
   I lie and I'm a cheat,     I overdrink and I tend to overeat
D               A                       F#m              G
   And I'm just living for the weekend,      but I could die for this week to end
D            A                      F#m                       G
   Is that a plane flying overhead,     I wouldn't mind being high and getting head
D              A                             F#m                        G
   Because I'm overworked and underpaid, I'm underfucked and underlaid

D  A  F#m  G  (2 bars of G)

[Chorus]
(One strum for each)
G F#m Em

Em                     Em F#m G         G F#m
    There's 99 bottles on my floor
Em                     Em F#m      G     G F#m
    And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Em                           Em       F#m    G       G F#m
   Leave me alone I've had a long day     at court
Em                               G
   Tell my mother not to love me    any-
A
more

[Verse]
D  A  F#m  G  x2

D             A                          F#m                            G
  You hear of beggars and choosers, well don't look at me because I'm a fucking loser
D                 A                  F#m               G
  And I can't get you up to bed, I'm too old, at best     I'll show you how to
D       A      F#m     G
lose
D  A  F#m  G  (2 bars of G)

[Chorus]
(One strum for each)
G F#m Em

Em                     Em F#m G         G F#m
    There's 99 bottles on my floor
Em                     Em F#m      G     G F#m
    And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Em                            Em       F#m    G       G F#m
   Leave me alone, I've had a long day     at court
Em                               G     A
   Tell my mother not to love me    anymore

[Solo]
D  A  F#m  G  x3
D  A  F#m  G  (2 bars of G)

[Ending]
(One strum for each, softly)
G F#m Em

Em                           G         G F#m
    There's 99 bottles on my floor
Em                                  G     G F#m
    And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Em                                        G F#m
   Leave me alone, I've had a long day at court
Em                               G     A
   Tell my mother not to love me    anymore
D