I've got the time
And you've got the space
I'm gonna wipe you down
And lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face.
Tho we know that it's wrong
Towel sets
Matching combs
Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on?
I want you now
I want you here
So lie down by the fire
And if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear
'Cos they don't understand
What you've got in your hand
Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?

Are we going to do it again?
Sideways
I was stuck in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
You pulled the units down
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face
It made me feel better

Now it's gone too far
We gave up hope
And the future's bleak
It's just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope
Put the rope round his neck
Pull it tight
He's erect
Oh, and it looks so good, but does it turn you on?

Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways
I was stuck in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
You pulled the units down
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face
It made me feel better

So we were lying in bed afterwards
And she asked me
What made me frightened
And I said
I'm frightened of belgian chocolates
I'm frightened of pot pourri
I'm frightened of James Dean posters
I'm frightened of figurines
I'm frightened of endowment plans
I'm frightened of 26" screens
I'm frightened of remote control
I'm frightened of evenings in the brincliffe oaks searching for conversation
"Oh, you're stupid", she said
And she took my hand
And she said
"I want you
I want you
I want you to touch
I want you to touch me
I want you to touch me
Oh"

Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways
I was stuck in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
You pulled the units down
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face
It made me feel better