E|----------------------| (only strum for the D5 chord)
B|----------x-----------|
G|----------x-----------|
D|---x-x----x-----------|
A|---x-x----x-----------| (for the D5 chord, don't play this string...)
E--don't play----------|
 
You can also alternate using the E string on chords A and D5 

Start strumming A for the intro, come in with

[Verse 1]

A                            F#m7
Her green plastic watering can
          E          E6        D5
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A     D5
In the fake plastic earth
A                               F#m7 
That she bought from a rubber man
           E        E6      D5 
In a town full of rubber plans
       A      D5 
To get rid of itself
 

[Chorus]

             Bm7
It wears her out..
             A        Asus
It wears her out..
             Bm7
It wears her out..
             A        Asus
It wears her out
 

[Verse 2]

A                         F#m7
She lives with a broken man
        E    E6       D5  
A cracked polystyrene man 
          A           D5  
Who just crumbles and burns
A                   F#m7
He used to do surgery
        E       E6    D5  
For girls in the eighties
            A      D5 
But gravity always wins
 

[Chorus]

            Bm7
It wears him out..
             A        Asus
It wears him out..
             Bm7
It wears him out..
             A        Asus
It weaaaaaaarrrs
 

[Verse 3]

A                            F#m7
She looks like the real thing
         E          E6      D5
She tastes like the real thing
          A     D5    
My fake plastic love
A                         F#m7
But I can't help the feeling
          E         E6        D5
I could blow through the ceiling
           A        D5
If I just turn and run


[Chorus]

            Bm7
It wears me out..
            A        Asus
It wears me out..
            Bm7
It wears me out..
            A        Asus
It wears me out
 

[Outro]

               Bm7
And if I could be who you wanted
           A   
If I could be who you wanted
       Bm7
All the time..
       A
All the time..