I moved to Chicago
I thought I could stand the winters
But the cold just made me angry
And the men there made me bitter
So I packed down to Florida
Where the weather is always sunny
But I'm always soaked in sweat
And, Lord I'm always out of money

So I found, I found that I
I'm always finding problems
So I found, I found that I
I might be the problem

I moved on to Texas down where everything is bigger
And I settled down with Georgia but then all we did was bicker
So I moved to Seattle just to get out of the desert
Then I found that being there was two or three more times the effort

So I found, I found that I
I'm always finding problems
Yeah, I found, I found that I
I might be the problem

And maybe when I think real hard I'll come to the conclusion
There's only one thing in common with every bad new solution
And it's me, it's me, I'm the problem
And when I look real close at every fucked up city
There's only one thing in common and I know I look so pretty
So it's me, it's me, I'm the problem

So I found, I found that I
I'm always finding problems
Yeah, I found, I found that I
I'm the problem
So I found, I found that I
I'm always finding problems
Yeah, I found, I found that I
I'm the problem
So I found, I found that I
I'm always finding problems
Yeah, I found, I found that I
I'm the problem