Hey Pete, what's up?
Nothing, I'm just uh
I'm just watching Lorne
He looks a little sad, right?
Oh, yeah, definitely
Right? I mean, I wonder what's wrong?
Well, look, I
I wasn't gonna say anything, but, uh, I think he's been pretty depressed
Because he secretly always wanted to do a music video with you
Really? Yeah
W-What makes you say that?
I found this script in the garbage
Pete and Lorne rap Video
Written by Lorne
Yeah
Weird
You know what? That guy has literally done everything for me
So, I'm gonna pay him back by doing this rap video exactly the way he wrote it
Honestly, that's your business, man

Y'all know me, still the same Big L-O-R-N-E
Got a mind as sharp as a razor, quick as a laser
First man to wear jeans and a blazer
In 30 Rock, behind my desk
Eating popcorn, flippin' through my Rolodex
Could probably call Joe Biden and when I talk about Paul
Don't know if it's McCartney or Simon
Every Broadway play, I seen 'em
Got the Presidential medal of Freedom
Four newspapers on my desk
Bright and early each day and I always read 'em
When a cue card has a typo
I'm liable to go Michael's, take your pick
I said Jackson, Tyson or Lorne, 1976

Nowadays, everybody wanna act like they're breaking the form
But every time I'm looking online, it seems
It's just a bunch of old memes
All these motherfuckers hacks forgot about Lorne
Nowadays, everybody wanna act like they're breaking the form
But every time I'm looking online, it seems
It's just a bunch of old memes
All these motherfuckers hacks forgot about Lorne

What do ya' say about a comedy great?
Been doing it himself, for a half a century straight
Wanna talk about all the crazy people he made?
Every single decade has ridiculous names
Like David Space, Belushi, Wiig, and Farley
Aykroyd, Gilda, Sandler, and Carvey
Ferrell, Morgan, Will Forte, Norm Macdonald, and Tina Fey
He must've seen a lot of things, but he never snitched
He's nice as hell, he's Canadian, bitch
On a typewriter, he wrote Three Amigos
Jugglin' egos, chicka-chickalike Petey baby
On the cover of Page Six daily
And a bunch of much nicer people
Like Kate McKinnon, Kyle Mooney
And don't forget Baby Aidy

Nowadays, everybody wanna act like they're breaking the form
But every time I'm looking online, it seems (Pete!)
It's just a bunch of old memes
All these motherfuckers hacks forgot about Lorne (Pete!)

What are you doing, man?
Oh! Yo
What's up, dude?
It's another parody? It's, like, another tribute or something?
Yeah, yeah
This is like, the third one
Yeah. I would just stop
Wait, wha-what?
Yeah, they all suck
Well, do you not?
Do you not like the, the videos, or do you just, you don't like me?
Just please stop
I, Alright, I will
It's really bad
Honestly, we just do these 'cause we love you so much, Marshall
They're like, a tribute, you know?
Pete. Huh? Don't [?] do it again
Got it
Okay
Well, Lorne
You blew it!