I Got a Girlfriend (You Can't Have Her),
I Got a Goofball in My Head.
I Got a Racecar (It's Kind of a Sculpture),
I Got a Rambler in My Yard.

She's a Winner...

I Got a Rambler (You Can't Have Her),
I Got a Speedway in My Yard.

She's a Winner... As Long As I Am!

I Got a Witness (It's Just About Useless),
I've Seen a Lot of Things Happen in My Car.

She's a Winner... You Wanna Ride? You Ride With Me!

Only Thing That Runs All Right Is My Car,
She's a Winner,
Everybody Thinks
She's a Winner,
Wanna Ride With a Winner? Ride With Me!

I Got a Girlfriend (You Can't Have Her),
I Got a Rambler in My Yard...

God I Miss My Rambler!