Chicken noodle on my shirt
All my shoes are filled with dirt
Haven't done my laundry in a week
How many friendships can I keep

I'm a mess I'm a mess I'm a mess

Can't fall asleep before 12
Don't know how to make decisions for myself
All my clothes are on the ground
I get anxious when you're around

I'm a mess I'm a mess I'm a mess

I am not self sufficient
All my apples have worms in them
I spill milk everywhere
When was the last time I brushed my hair

I'm a mess I'm a mess I'm a mess

So thank you for putting up with my mistakes
I can't imagine how much patience that must take
And I'm such a mess but you're the best you're the best
I'm such a mess but you're the best