A
Well it wasn’t the drinkin’ or cheatin’
      D                     A
That changed her way of thinkin’

It was the little things
             E
That did me in
           A
Not the lightnin’ or the thunder
       D
Of a monumental blunder
             A
It was the little things
                E
That drove her mad


[Chorus]
A
Like the way I like raw onions
       D                A
Smoked oysters and my Funyuns
                             E
The way I ate my pork bar-b-que-oooo
         A
And the odor that she smelt
           D                   A
Must have changed the way she felt
                E           A
And now I watch TV all by myself


[Solo]
A D A E A D A E A


[Chorus]
    A
The way I like raw onions
       D                 A
Smoked oysters and my Funyuns
                            E
The way I ate my pork bar-b-que-oooo
        A
And the odor that she smelt
          D                   A
Must have changed the way she felt
                E         A
And now I watch TV all by myself
                E         A
And now I watch TV all by myself
                E         A
And now I watch TV all by myself