G      Am            C
Make a hole, make it wide
G        Am                 C
Watch my career go down the slide
G            Am                     C
I guess I'll just go on out with the tide
           D           C      D          C
'Cause I'm dead in the water, dead in the water

[Verse 2]
G            Am         C
C'mon take a dive in my pool
G            Am            C
The water's nice and calm, nice and cool
G     Am          C
And I promise you not to make a move
           D           C      D           C
'Cause I'm dead in the water, dead in the water
    D           C      D           C
I'm dead in the water, dead in the water

[Verse 3]
G           Am            C
Don't worry about my ego, it ain't gonna burst
G             Am               C
Had plenty of time to practice and rehearse
G        Am         C
And I'll never ever die from thirst
           D           C      D           C
'Cause I'm dead in the water, dead in the water
D           C      D           C
Dead in the water, dead in the water