B
I wanna be a dog
                  E
I wanna lay around all day
                  F#                         G#m         E
Don't wanna be part of the stupid games that people play
              B
I wanna be a dog
                E
Throw all my cares away
                 F#                          G#m         E
Can't wait for you to get back home, so that we can play
            B F# G#m E
I wanna be a dog
    B F# G#m E
A dog
              B
I wanna be a dog
                  E
You can teach me how to beg
                F#                                    G#m        E
I'll lick my balls and then when you get home, I'll hump your leg
              B
I wanna be a dog
                 E
Just don't be cruel to me
             F#                       G#m       E
Don't wanna be in one of those commercials on TV
F#                            G#m                       E         F#
I'll always be right by your side, when I see all the tears you cry
                         G#m
I'll sit next to you at night
                      E         F#
Scratch my ears and hold me tight
                              G#m     F#     B      E
I wanna be the best fucking friend  you've  ever   had
               F#
Cuz you're so rad
            B F# G#m E
I wanna be a dog
            B F# G#m E
I wanna be a dog
            B F# G#m E
I wanna be a dog
            B F# G#m E
I wanna be a dog