Keep your mouth shut
Don't say a word
You're being absurd
Someone shouted from the back
Smack, I heard a crack
Of a hand on his back
He started to cry
Oh God
You won't die
BANG
Sound of a gun
You made him mad
You better run

Chorus:
He's a mad clepto-freak
And he just wanted to speak see
See what happens when you don't answer
Us when we're about to bust
Clepto
FREAK

Now I'm not saying
To get a gun
And go on a rampage killing everyone
But teachers,
You need to smile and act pretty
And answer us
Try to limit homework
By at least one
Or actually don't give us any
By the time we get home
We're in bed
One of us may strike

/Chorus/