G7

[Verse]
  C
Out on the tarmac
  C
There stands scouse Jack
  C
Megaphone and anorak
  C
Shoutin' out this and that
  Am
"Choose Christianity, don't choose vanity"
Am                F         G
He lost sanity a long time ago

[Verse]
  C
Comin' out of top shop
  C
Girl with a mop top
 C
Cheeky little boob-tube,
  C
Youtube lover
  Am
Round at the backdoor
  Am
Crack whore
   Am
Morals are slacked for a reason
      F               G
I'll tell you what's more

[Verse]
  C
Her daddy beat her
   C
Treat her meaner
  C
Never made her keener
  C
Man, you should've seen her
  Am
Now in the forecast
 Am
She's got a snowblast
  Am
She better run fast or
  F            G
She'll die a young lass

[Bridge]
         Em
All the sinners and the winners
  Em
Sittin' down for dinner
         F
All the salaries are fat
       G
Their mistresses are thinner
 Em
All these cats have their kittens on celery
     F                          G
And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury

[Chorus]
C
My mum always said to me
           G
You gotta do the right thing
 G
Do the right thing
G           F
Or they'll hunt you down
  G                            C
Karma's always quicker than a clown

[Instrumental]
C x4
Am x3 F G

[Verse]
  C
Outside the school gates
  C
That's where your mom waits
  C
Burger and chips plated up
  C
Cause you never ate
  Am
Healthy little bite-size
  Am
Pasta and salad side
 Am                   F            G
Literary letters and lettuce don't appetise

[Verse]
  C
Jamie Oliver, stick out your olive branch
  C
Kids ain't got a chance
  C
Stuck in a trance
 Am
Sat on computers
 Am
Joining polluters
 Am                  F
Big distributors of fat
          G
This is fruitless

[Bridge]
         Em
All the sinners and the winners
  Em
Sittin' down for dinner
         F
All the salaries are fat
       G
Their mistresses are thinner
 Em
All these cats have their kittens on celery
     F                          G
And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury

[Chorus]
C
My mum always said to me
           G
You gotta do the right thing
 G
Do the right thing
G           F
Or they'll hunt you down
  G
Karma's always quicker than a clown

[Chorus]
C
My mum always said to me
           G
You gotta do the right thing
 F
Do the right thing
F
Or they'll hunt you down
  G                             Am
Karma's always quicker than a clown
  F             G               C
Karma's always quicker than a clown

[Solo]
C x4
Am x3 F G
C C G G
G F# F G
C

[Verse]
 C
Out on the tarmac
 C
There stands scouse Jack
  C
Megaphone and anorak
  C
Shouting out this and that
   Am                   Am
"Why be a sinner when you can be a winner?"
     Am
The man's got a point yeah
  F            G
Will we be forgiven?

[Bridge]
         Em
All the sinners and the winners
  Em
Sittin' down for dinner
         F
All the salaries are fat
       G
Their mistresses are thinner
 Em
All these cats have their kittens on celery
     F                          G
And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury

N.C.
(the meaning of life)

[Chorus]
C
My mum always said to me
           G
You gotta do the right thing
 G
Do the right thing
G            F
Or they'll hunt you down
  G                             C
Karma's always quicker than a clown

[Chorus]
C
My mum always said to me
           G
You gotta do the right thing
 G
Do the right thing
G          F
Or they'll hunt you down
  G                             F
Karma's always quicker than a clown
  G                             C
Karma's always quicker than a clown