I saw you on tv
Doing a bad imitation of van morrison
And i saw you on tv
Doing a bad imitation of a second rate songwriter from the eighties named morrissey
I never liked morrissey
And i don't like you.

I saw you tv,
Doing an imitation of an imitation of jimi hendrix
That's really pathetic
And i saw you on tv
Trying to figure out what brian jones would be like if he'd have lived 'til today
I can tell you myself
He'd be like brian wilson
I don't like brian wilson
And i don't like you
I don't like you.