D G D [Verse 1] D Squirrels imported from Connecticut Just in time for fall G How much fun is a lot more fun? Not much fun at all D What's with all the handsome grandsons In these rock band magazines? G And what have they done with the fat ones? The bald and the goatee'd? [Chorus] D Strange victory! A Strange victory! Bm Strange victory! G Strange defeat [Verse 2] D A tale is told of a band of squirrels Who lived in defiance of defeat G They woke up in the nightmare world Of craven mediocrity D They said, "We're coming out of the black patch! We're coming out of the pocket! G We're calling into question Such virtue gone to seed!" [Chorus] D Strange victory! A Strange victory! Bm Strange victory! G Strange defeat [Chorus] D Strange victory! A Strange victory! Bm Strange victory! G Strange defeat