A6 B6


[Verse]
A      B            E        F#m
I am a man of honor and I am mortified
        C#m7      D7/C
By your litany of slurs
C#m7          D7/C
Such a lot of words
A6  B6
Oh, dear


[Chorus]
E        A                  B
Madam, I challenge you to a duel
   A                       E
My second warned you to be careful
     A             D     A
That bell can't be unrung

E            A              B
Madam, you mistake me for a bumpkin
     A                    E
It's clear you're yelling something
    A                    D     A
Oh, please don't burst a lung


[Break]
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[Verse]
A          B
You are an unfit rival
E          F#m
By spirits taught to sing
      C#m7            D7/C
But a tune so twisted now
     C#m7                    D7/C
Like all that's sweet's gone sour
A6  B6
Oh, dear


[Chorus]
E            A              B
Madam, you mistake me for a fool
          A                       E
Yes, your little dog may hold the pistols
  A                    D       A
Although he seems high strung
E        A                  B
Madam, I challenge you to a duel
   A                       E
My second warned you to be careful
     A             D
That bell can't be unrung
A          B
Can't be unrung
A          E
Can't be unrung