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Tom Bacon, My pores are achin', let me do a wee
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But he's washin' his face, yeah, he's washin' all over the place, yeah
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Tom Bacon, My pores are achin', LET ME C  A WEE!
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But it's getting about as hard and so we're goin' in the garden
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WEE IN A GARDEN!
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WEE IN A GARDEN!
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WEE IN A GARDEN!
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WEE IN A GARDEN!