C
Just give me one more sniffle
F                       C
Another sniffle of that dope
             F
Just give me one more sniffle
                        C
Another sniffle of that dope
             G
I'll catch a cow like a cowboy
     F                       C
And throw a bull without a rope

[Verse 2]
C
Doggone, I've got more money
F                               C
Than Henry Ford or John D. ever had
         F
Doggone, I've got more money
F                               C
Than Henry Ford or John D. ever had
        G
I bit a dog last Monday
   F                        C
And forty doggone dogs went mad

[Verse 3]
C
Feel like a fightin' rooster
C
Feel better than I ever felt
            F
Feel like a fightin' rooster
                            C
Feel better than I ever felt
           G
Got double pneumonia
   F                             C
And still I think I got the best health

[Verse 4]
C
Say, Sam
           F                             C     C7
Go get my airplane and drive it up to my door
    F
Oh, Sam, go get my airplane
                      C
And driii-ve it to my door
             G
I think I'll fly to London
       F                    C
These monkey men makes mama sore

[Verse 5]
C
The president sent for me
    F                        C
The Prince of Wales is on my trail
    F
The president sent for me
                               C
The Prince of Wales is on my trail
                 G
They worry me so much
          F                                   C
I'll take another sniff and put them both in jail