Ten years old
I couldn't help but howl
Men grow old
But I can't be bothered now

I'm ubiquitous
At the Extravaganza

Who's idea was it
To make phys ed an art?
It was kinda like
Jumpin rope for heart

The songs they'd play
They all seemed so large
They're with me to this day
Yea, even El DeBarge

Make it so
If they butcher me that way
I may grow old
But my song is here to stay

I'm ubiquitous
At the Extravaganza