Don't blow your chance
you've waited all eternity
your weakness:
your sincerity
at long long last
a chance at your prosperity
don't go to work no more
that's what workers' comp is for

no worries
way to be
ooh you've been blessed with injury
hey, works for me
who cares if it's a broken knee
or third degree
paid for nothing
sit and watch tv
as far as i can see
you've been blessed with injury

you lousy jerk you
blew your chance at getting hurt
and everyday you'll go to work
not knowing why
you lost your cool
but kept your pride
don't go to work no more
that's what workers' comp is for

boating tanning scuba dive
drinking beer and getting high
life coulda been so sweet
but i'm just an honest guy