B7            Em
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
        B7                  Em
Scheherezade had a thousand tales
           B7                 Em
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
          F#7                  B
You got a brand of magic never fails
             B7            Em
You got some power in your corner now
           B7                  Em
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
             B7                Em
You got some punch pizzazz yahoo and how
             F#7                  B
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
         Em
And I'll say


[Chorus] 
        B7
Mister Aladdin sir
     Em                 B7
What will your pleasure be
       G
Let me take your order
C
Jot it down
          F#7           B7        Em
You ain't never had a friend like me
Em
No no no
Em            B7
Life is your restaurant
    Em              B7
And I'm your maitre d'
      G               C
C'mon whisper what it is you want
          F#7          B7         Em
You ain't never had a friend like me


[Verse 2]
            C
Yes sir we pride ourselves on service
           Em
You're the boss

The king the shah
     C
Say what you wish
            G
It's yours True dish
            Am                B7
How about a little more Baklava


[Chorus]
 Em           B7
Have some of column A
    Em            B7
Try all of column B
    G               C
I'm in the mood to help you dude
          F#7           B7        Em
You ain't never had a friend like me


[Interlude]
Em
Wa ah ah
B7
Oh my
Em
Wa ah ah
B7
No no
Em
Wa ah ah
B7        C  B7  Em
Na na na

                    Em
Can your friends do this

Do your friends do that
                       G
Do your friends pull this
                 B7
out their little hat
                    Em
Can your friends go poof
N.C.
Well looky here
                    C           G
Can your friends go Abracadabra let 'er rip
         Am                    B7
And then make the sucker disappear


[Verse 3] 
          B7                    Em
So doncha sit there slack jawed buggy eyed
            B7                       Em
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
           B7        Em
You got me bona fide certified
          F#7                        B
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
        B7               Em
I got a powerful urge to help you out
            B7                   Em
So what cha wish I really wanna know
          B7                       Em
You got a list that's three miles long no doubt
              F#7                  B
Well all you gotta do is rub like so and oh


[Chorus]
Em       B7               Em                B7
Mister Aladdin sir have a wish or two or three
    G               C
I'm on the job you big nabob
          G
You ain't never had a friend never had a friend
          C7
You ain't never had a friend never had a friend
          F#7
You ain't never had a
 B7         Em  B7
friend like me

Em        B7
Wa ah ah
Em        B7
Wa ah ah
           C         B7         Em
You ain't never had a friend like me hah