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I've heard there was a secret ball,
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Southgate dreamt it would beat them all,
FGCG
you don't really play the long ball do you?
CFG
It goes like this the full pitch width,
AmF
Downing's cross and Boateng's flick,
GEmAm
the baffled keeper can't stop Mark Viduka,
FAm
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,
FCGC
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,
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Defence was strong but you needed youth,
CAm
Pogatetz and Woodgate too,
FGCG
Just to stop Ronaldo running through you,
CFG
Well I tied my dog to the physio's chair,
AmF
with Cattermole and Xavier's hair,
GEmAm
but from our team they can't take Mark Viduka,
FAm
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,
FCGC
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,
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I did my best, it wasn't much,
CAm
just preying for Yakubu's Touch,
FGCG
to find the golden boot of Mark Viduka,
CFG
And even though it all went wrong,
AmF
come Saturday 'The Special One',
GEmAm
be shouting to John Terry "mark Viduka!"
FAm
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,
FCGC
Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka,