A     D            Bm        E      A   Bm 
Fellas, arent you glad your not a woman. 
              D             E           A 
your not a sheila, your a peter, or a clive. 
               D                  E 
Because their lack of spacial awareness, 
             A               D 
makes them really flipin careless, 
            Bm                      E 
you should never ever let a woman drive. 
 
 
        A 
When a girl is sitting at the wheel, 
      A 
your gunna hear the crunch of steel, 
           Bm 
there's a very real danger, 
              E 
that she'll crash into a stranger, 
        A                      D 
if you want to leave the car alive, 
E                   A 
never let a woman drive! 
 
 
        A 
If you ever let a bird reverse, 
       A 
your gunna end up in a hearse, 
          Bm 
your in massiv flipin peril, 
          E 
if your drivers name is sheryll, 
        A                      D 
if you want to leave the car alive, 
E                   A 
never let a woman drive!