Fires of hell, doomsday bell,
Prison cell, bloody hell!

On my Masturbike!

See the cat, on the mat, it has shat, stupid twat
Look out we're going to hell!
Eat my brain, go insane, eat my brain, go insane
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Ride the rat, nightmare man
Ride the rat, nightmare man
On my Masturbike

Lick my hump, Kiss my stump
Burst my lump, Bloody pump
Look out we're going to hell!
Eat my brain, eat my brain, eat my brain, eat my brain
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Hello Bill! Chernobyl!
I feel Ill! Hospitil!
On my Masturbike!