F#
I didn't like my ears so I chopped 'em off
F#
I didn't like my nose so I chopped it off
F#
I didn't like my hair so I chopped it off
F#
I never liked my body so I chopped it off, c'mon

[Verse 2]
F#
I didn't like my head so I chopped it off
F#
I didn't like my legs so I chopped 'em off
F#
One finger at a time, I chopped 'em off
F#
I didn't like my tummy so I chopped it off, huh


[Chorus]
A   B    F#
         Hands off my body
A   B    F#
         Hands off my body


[Verse 3]
F#
I didn't like my dick so I chopped it off
F#
I didn't like my pussy so I chopped it off
F#
I hate my tits so I chopped 'em off
F#
I didn't like my ass so I chopped it off, c'mon


[Chorus]
A   B    F#
         Hands off my body
D   E    F#
         Hands off my body


[Verse 4]
F#
I didn't like my fat so I chopped it off
F#
I didn't like my skinny so I chopped it off
F#
I didn't like my heart so I chopped it off
F#
It's all black and rotten so I chopped it off


[Chorus]
A   B    F#
         Hands off my body
D   E    F#
         Hands off my body


[Verse 5]
F#
I didn't like my tongue, I never did
F#
It said nothing but anxious shit
F#
I didn't like my tongue, I didn't like my tongue
F#
I didn't like my tongue so I...