I had an abortion which blossomed last night
And meantime you all were getting drunk
This city is a bummer and I don’t feel that well
Are you down to come dying in my bed
Come on die

I think I’m a loner, should I say it’s a bug
Of my endocrine cells producing that drug
That makes me so nervous almost everytime
Then I’m secretly covered with slime
In my pants

I first met you on a bus
And I have always loved you from day one
I first met you on a bus
And I’ll always love you like day one

Things are getting worse, why don’t we move to japan?
Only me and you in a tiny van
Is there any chance that we can get old together?
Let me be your best friend forever
Five years is a lifetime but girl please hold on
It’s a promise, and I’ll keep it, come on
I keep on trying but every effort’s in vain
And you leave me all alone in the rain
With my change

I first met you on a bus
And I have always loved you from day one
I first met you on a bus
And I’ll always love you like day one

I’m floating down here and I’m asking for help
I’m floating down here and I’m asking for help
Oh my dear, I've become a kelp