Am
        In the event of something happening to me
                                                   D
        There is something I would like you all to see
                      G                          Am/D   [xx0555]
        It's just a photograph of someone that I knew

Chorus:

                  G       C         G
        Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?
                G               C          F
        Do you know what it's like on the outside
                                                  Esus4     E
        Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide
             Am
        Mr. Jones

Verse 2:

        I keep straining my ears to hear a sound
        Maybe someone is digging underground
        Or have they given up and all gone home to bed
                  D                              G     F
        Thinking those who once existed must be dead

        [repeat chorus]

Verse 3 [repeat verse 1; slightly different chords at end]

        In the event of something happening to me
        There is something I would like you all to see
                      G                          Am/D   D
        It's just a photograph of someone that I knew

        [repeat chorus]

Coda:

             Am  Am/G Am/F Am/E Am/D
        Mr. Jones...


OK, if you want all of these to sound exact you'll have to tune to open D
(low to high: D A D F# A D) like Barry Gibb used; the chord fingerings in
that tuning are:

        Am      x07677                  Am/D    000677
        C       575675 [or barre at 10th fret]
        D       000000
        E       222222                  Esus4   222322
        F       333333
        G       555555