I got the latest greatest shit off the ground
Got the most expensive dirt you'll find lyin' around
Got some trash that I stole, it's worth more than your soul
Got a very fine home deep in a very fine hole
You can guess what I paid for this sparkling chain
Off the corpse of a man who sang his very last day
There's more gold in my eyes from what I can surmise
When I close 'em real tight and give way to my lies

I'm a vampire livin' in the light
Steal your heart, steal your soul, steal your mind
I'm a vampire livin' in the light
Steal your heart, steal your soul, steal your mind

Oh, it's so easy to be just anybody
One day I'm you and the next day you're me
Yeah, it's the simplest thing, like this song that I sing
We all steal who we are, but we're still what we think