I hate to be wrong
So lucky for me
I have always been spared that particular indignity
It's kind of a gift
It's kind of a curse
But it's the single certainty in a random universe

And i'm mildly alarmed that you can even dispute
Wasn't i right about you?

I hate to be wrong
But fortunately
I haven't suffered that dilemma personally
You must have picked up
Well, there's a definite trend
My vulgar means are always justified in the end

And i'm slightly put out that you can even dispute
Wasn't i right about you?

Yes, i'm mildly alarmed that you can even dispute
Wasn't i right about you?