I hate this restaurant
I don't like organic wine
I'm not that hungry
But you keep feeding me lines full of
Words that I've heard about a hundred times

You're rude to waiters
That's my biggest red flag
You say I'm pretty
But said it matter of fact
Like you quoted a script
You got hid on your lap

I'm not like those other guys
I see the future in your eyes
That's a real cute story
But I've heard it before
I know every word
You're so predictable
I hear lies every time
That you move your lips
What the hell even is a situationship?

That's a real cute story
But I know how it ends
We'll go out for a while
And then you wanna be friends
There's no way my heart's going down like this
What the hell even is a situationship?

You take me dancing while you're scanning the room
Yeah I'm not falling for somebody like you
Who is down for the ride
Till you find someone new

I try to listen 'cause your words seem kind
But I know better and you'll disappear tonight
Like a text left on read
Like a ghost in disguise, oh, oh

That's a real cute story
But I've heard it before
I know every word
You're so predictable
I hear lies every time
That you move your lips
What the hell even is a situationship?

That's a real cute story
But I know how it ends
We'll go out for a while
And then you wanna be friends
There's no way my heart's going down like this
What the hell even is a situationship?

Bla bla bla
Bla bla bla
Bla bla bla
(What the hell, what the hell)

That's a real cute story
But I've heard it before
I know every word
You're so predictable
I hear lies every time
That you move your lips
What the hell even is a situationship?