D                                                     G           A  D
  Tuck the phone in the crack of my sheets 'cause I'm not getting up today
D                                                    G           A  D
Television down, turn the clock around 'cause you're not getting up today
            Bm                 G
We're gonna sleep late and get breakfast
            Bm              A#
We're gonna tell our bosses we're sick

[Instrumental]
D D D D
G A D D
D D/C# Bm A
G A D

[Verse 2]
D                                                   G          A         D
  It really shits that I only get to see you for an hour and a half everyday
       D                                                   G           A       D
And it really really shits that that hour and a half isn't really very good anyway
          Bm                      G
Because I'm burnt, because you're angry
         Bm                  A#
We watch three quarters of a movie

[Pre-Chorus]
(Just root notes here)
G                                      F#m                     D           Bm          G
  And pass out on opposite halves of a couch, of a couch, of a couch, of a couch, of a couch
                                 F#m         D      Bm
Pass out on opposite halves of a really long couch, yeah
G                                  F#m                     D           Bm          G
  Pass out on opposite halves of a couch, of a couch, of a couch, of a couch, of a couch
                                 F#m
Pass out on opposite halves of a really long couch

[Chorus]
D                 A                        Bm
I wanna live on a float in the middle of a swimming pool
    A             G                  A            D
I'm sorry, all my friends, I'd trade anything for this

[Verse 3]
D                                               G
I've always got a good book and it's always the summer
            D                                                       G         A      D
And I'm not hiding in the bathroom just to catch up on sleep like a creep, it shits, okay?
              Bm          G
When you wake up at every train stop
             Bm                      A#
And when you sleep through just your train stop

[Pre-Chorus]
(Just root notes here)
G                                             F#         D Bm
  You gotta push yourself so hard that you're gonna burn out
G                                          F#        D  Bm
  Until you feel so fucking burnt that you just sit around
G                                             F#         D Bm
  You gotta push yourself so hard that you're gonna burn out
G                                          F#
  Until you feel so fucking burnt that you just sit around

[Chorus]
D                 A                        Bm
I wanna live on a float in the middle of a swimming pool
    A             G                  A            Bm
I'm sorry, all my friends, I'd trade anything for this
                       A                         D
Eating fries, drinking beers in the summer, in a swimming pool
    F#m           G                  A            D
I'm sorry, all my friends, I'd trade anything for this

[Instrumental Break]
D D D D Bm A    (a bunch of times)
A# F A A A A    (last time)

[Verse 4]
    D
I'm burnt, I'm gone, I don't know what I'm on
   G         A       D
It shits, it shits, okay?
    D
I'm burnt, I'm gone, I don't know what I'm on
   G         A       D
It shits, it shits, okay?

    D
I'm burnt, I'm gone, I don't know what I'm on
   G         A       D
It shits, it shits, okay?
    D
I'm burnt, I'm gone, I don't know what I'm on
   G         A          D
It shits, it shits,     okay?