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[Chorus]
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Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores
               Am
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
          G
Liquor and whores

[Verse 1]
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I was down
                Am
Drinkin' at the legion
             C
I met a girl
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She was nice, she was pretty and pleasin’
               G
She said hey boy
                        Am
We should do some marryin’
            C                            D                       G
I said sure, but before we do, there’s something you should know

[Chorus]
                  G
I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores
               Am
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
          G
Liquor and whores

[Instrumental]
G   Em   C D G
G   Em   C D G

[Verse 2]
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And the one night
                Am
Down at the legion
             C
She walked in
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I was drunk on gin, dancin’ with a ladyfriend
               G
She said hey boy
                        Am
You better fly the fuck home
          C                           D                       G
I said no, 'cause of five little words, coulda swore I said to you

[Chorus]
                  G
I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores
               Am
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
        G
Liquor and whores

                  G
I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores
               Am
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
           G
Liquor and whores